Sweenie for President

Campaign Slogan: "Make America Argue Again."

Also: "Vote Sweenie: Because You Deserve a President Who Clears His Throat First."

About Patrick Sweenie

Patrick Sweenie is the kind of candidate who clears his throat before every sentence—not because he’s nervous, but because he wants you to brace yourself for the truth.

Sweenie's Platform

• Total Government Oversight
• Social Credit Score System
• Central Bank Digital Currency
• Anti-Bitcoin Crusade

Contact Sweenie

Email: info@patsweenie.com